Fear not, Nebraskans.
Originally posted to deafferret on 2017-01-05.
Fear not, Nebraskans. Jay, the Norse God of 70°F will return, bringing springtime with him. He frequents Nebraska for ~3 months twice a year, but must depart to bring 70°F to other deserving children of North America.
(Greetings from Colfax, Louisiana.)